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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2020 7:38 am 
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Believers of 5G conspiracy theories have apparently been buying a $350 anti-5G USB key that—not surprisingly—appears to just be a regular USB stick with only 128MB of storage.

As noted by the BBC today, the "5GBioShield" USB stick "was recommended by a member of Glastonbury Town Council's 5G Advisory Committee, which has called for an inquiry into 5G." The company that sells 5GBioShield claims it "is the result of the most advanced technology currently available for balancing and prevention of the devastating effects caused by non-natural electric waves, particularly (but not limited to) 5G, for all biological life forms."

The product's website charges £283 for a single 5GBioShield, which converts to nearly $350. That's what it costs to get "protection for your home and family, thanks to the wearable holographic nano-layer catalyser, which can be worn or placed near to a smartphone or any other electrical, radiation or EMF emitting device."

"The 5GBioShield makes it possible, thanks to a uniquely applied process of quantum nano-layer technology, to balance the imbalanced electric oscillations arising from all electric fog induced by all devices such as: laptops, cordless phones, wlan, tablets, etc.," the company says, adding that the USB stick "brings balance into the field at the atomic and cellular level restoring balanced effects to all harmful (ionized and non-ionized) radiation."

The USB stick apparently doesn't need to be plugged in to anything to work its magic. "It is always ON and working—that's why we used quantum nano-layer technology," the company says in an FAQ.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/202 ... ctric-fog/


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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2020 8:07 am 
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"Non-natural electric waves?" That would pretty much take care of radio & broadcast (not cable) television, wouldn't it?

And... "Always on and working." Uh-huh. Just like tin-foil hats.

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2020 8:12 am 
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I'd think cables all would naturally have non-natural inductance waves surrounding them, but thankfully this USB device doesn't need to even be plugged in... & was recommended by a member of a governing body! :fishsmack:


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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2020 3:59 pm 
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I’m Biontology (BT) practitioner or biophoton therapist. By targeting the underlying signals with investigation of acupuncture points associated with particular organs and meridians, with quite sophisticated device, BT addresses the root of all physical, emotional and soul aliments.

https://5gbioshield.com/testimonials/

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2020 6:18 pm 
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In fairness, maybe that member is still recovering from last year's Glastonbury festival.


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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2020 8:17 pm 
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5G will never deliver true 5G speeds… at least here in ’mericuh. Land of the throttled and taxed. So yes, 5G is for sure a conspiracy.

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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2020 9:54 pm 
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Indeed, 5G is a conspiracy... a conspiracy to increase telecom profits.


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Why am I so slow witted? I should have thought of that! Could have made a quick killing & disappeared with my stash.

I firmly believe that he morbidly stupid, a large proportion of the human race, should be fleeced mercilessly. Don't reduce them to penury, leave them with enough so that you can come back with another batch of snake oil. They need tending like cattle or sheep.

Please excuse the above shocking pronouncements. I am clearly under the influence of 5G emanations. Now, where's my pyramid? I need to crawl under it for protection.

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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2020 7:46 am 
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:D :coffee:


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2020 5:11 pm 
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Interestingly enough this math also works:
Are 3
You 3
Fscking 7
Stupid 6


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2020 5:46 pm 
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MonkeyBoy wrote:
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Interestingly enough this math also works:
Are 3
You 3
Fscking 7
Stupid 6


I am American born and raised, but I am happy to proclaim that I am neither inbred or stupid. Why are people still bringing up Obama? This doesn’t make sense. Stupid fucking racist white people whom I am not related to. :nothappy:

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2020 3:26 am 
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Leopold Porkstacker wrote:
Why are people still bringing up Obama?

It's all they've got left. They merely regurgitate whatever they're told.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2020 4:13 am 
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Leopold Porkstacker wrote:
Why are people still bringing up Obama?


At least they are giving it a rest with Hillary.


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Shhhhh, don't remind them, or they'll start bringing her up again.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:58 am 
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"Stupid fucking racist white people whom I am not related to."

I'd add illiterate. Last gasp shit from these mofos, they are a dying breed. AND now that they have turned the COVID curve back towards the ceiling, good riddance. BUT I sill weep for the ones who get caught in this continuation of the first wave.


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The real conspiracies are right in front of our noses (in the US):

Ignorance of our law system by the masses - Starting with the
schools - Schools no longer teach or even acknowledge the
constitution exists.

Judicial system that is based more on stealing money from
friends and family and the accused than dispensing fair justice.

Giving the police way too much power with little accountability
(qualified immunity) for their actions.

Training police to use military war tactics on the public.
1. qualified immunity
2. Interrogations even in common traffic stops.
3. No knock warrants
4. Police stealing money and property Under the umbrella of “civil forfeiture”.
5. Officers purposely escalating public interactions to a violent state.

That's just the tip of the iceberg. I worked for the state police. I know
firsthand how they try to brainwash officers. They (try to) teach you every nasty
trick in the book and tell you "they are your family", just follow orders and
everything will be lovely.

I won no popularity contests when I was there because I maintained my integrity.

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