Once upon a time Microsoft was well on their way to creating the perfect operating system,
They called it Windows NT (New Technology) version 3.51. Then a funny thing happened:
Somebody named Bill snuck into R&D in the middle of the night and accidentally (on purpose)
shredded all of those holy NT 3.51 code documents, just to make some crybaby 3rd party developers happy.
Apple did almost the same thing. They were well on the way too, but they got lost in the Snow.....
IBM? Well they just got Warp
ed away! Never to be heard from again....